{"id":683,"date":"2004-12-01T10:26:09","date_gmt":"2004-12-01T15:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/2004\/12\/01\/lambuel-crazy-creationist-terror\/"},"modified":"2004-12-01T10:26:09","modified_gmt":"2004-12-01T15:26:09","slug":"lambuel-crazy-creationist-terror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/2004\/12\/01\/lambuel-crazy-creationist-terror\/","title":{"rendered":"lambuel &#8211; crazy creationist terror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/objective.jesussave.us\/kidz.html\">OBJECTIVE: 4 Kidz<\/a>: &#8220;Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends. I would like to share with you my love for Jesus. Did you know that Jesus loves each and every one of us? It&#8217;s true! In the Bible, He says: &#8216;For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life&#8217;&#8230; Isn&#8217;t that COOL?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is hillarious and terrifying.  The funniest thing I&#8217;ve seen in a long time.  Now where&#8217;s my coffee.  Bah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OBJECTIVE: 4 Kidz: &#8220;Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends. I would like to share with you my love for Jesus. Did you know that Jesus loves each and every one of us? It&#8217;s true! In the Bible, He says: &#8216;For God so loved the world, that he gave&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/2004\/12\/01\/lambuel-crazy-creationist-terror\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">lambuel &#8211; crazy creationist terror<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4wnIz-b1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}