{"id":142,"date":"2001-05-19T09:42:19","date_gmt":"2001-05-19T14:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/2001\/05\/19\/3702813\/"},"modified":"2001-05-19T09:42:19","modified_gmt":"2001-05-19T14:42:19","slug":"3702813","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/2001\/05\/19\/3702813\/","title":{"rendered":"3702813"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>The Three Best Things<\/h3>\n<p>about going home last weekend are<\/p>\n<p>1) Getting to be there for my Mom&#8217;s birthday and mother&#8217;s day.  Buying her baloons and party decorations to make the house fun.  Baking her a cake and making her breakfast.  Knowing that she&#8217;s really happy just to have me around.<\/p>\n<p>2) Learning to play <i>Saves the Day<\/i> songs on the guitar and singing them with my brother.<\/p>\n<p>3) Driving with Tim to get frosting for the cake.  Seeing that a new cigarette outlet has opened up business.  Going to the dollar tree store to buy tape.  Making crude signs that read <i>Smoking Kills<\/i>, <i>Death $2.50 per pack<\/i>, <i>Butt Out<\/i>, and <i>Smoking Killed My Grandpa<\/i>.  Posting said signs on the front of said cigarette outlet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Three Best Things about going home last weekend are 1) Getting to be there for my Mom&#8217;s birthday and mother&#8217;s day. Buying her baloons and party decorations to make the house fun. Baking her a cake and making her breakfast. Knowing that she&#8217;s really happy just to have me around. 2) Learning to play&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/2001\/05\/19\/3702813\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">3702813<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4wnIz-3702813","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}