Ode To My Pores<\/b><\/p>\n
whose pores are these? why yes they’re mine!
\nfor I’ve been blessed, with skin devine
\nto best employ my girlish guiles
\nof handjobs, sex, and sacharine smiles
\na blessing yes, but too a curse
\nfor beauty products fill my purse
\nand 3 hour regimine complete
\ni barely have the time to eat
\nwhich serves as little compromise
\nfor food will only grow my thighs
\nlike ugly girls that I abhor
\nthose delta kappa fucking whores
\nbut I’m the girl that boys love more
\njust me, myself, and my cute pores<\/p>\n
Tooth Enamel, Oh Tooth Enamel<\/b><\/p>\n
My tooth enamel went away, I shant see it tomorrow.
\nLike stomach lining gone before, it fills my heart with sorrow.
\nFor what, you ask, do I so bear this pain and fetid breath?
\nFor having meat upon my bones, tis fate, far worse, than death.<\/p>\n
I Must Buy Something Now<\/b><\/p>\n
What sentiment did interrupt, my meal when last I tried to sup?
\nLike hot coals through my pockets burning, alas, twas my consumer yearning.
\nMy friendships I must disavow, I fear I must buy something now.<\/p>\n
Again it strikes whilst I’m in class, the urge to spend some cold hard cash.
\nDisrupting things I might have known, like buzzing toll of mobile phone.
\nEnough of books, and furrowed brow, for I must go buy something now.<\/p>\n
For joy! It looms in front of me, the mall, celestial city.
\nShimmering with glorious splender: stores and boys, and food court vendors.
\nBut to distraction, I won’t bow, no I will go buy something now.<\/p>\n
Cheerful signs they call to me, Gap, Express, Aber-crom-bie.
\nMy lust for commerce finally sated, my hunger has, at last abated.
\nFor I have followed my own tao, and have gone to buy something now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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