walking home from stephen’s (after his apartment had inexplicably been overrun by high school bmxers who ejaculated drunken gems like “give me some fucking beef jerky” and “i want to fuck a fat bitch” – at least it was good to see paul and matt again), we came upon a ridiculous banner hanging from some college house that read “ann arbour is a whore”. will, brian, and i promptly removed the banner from it’s house and whisked the pilfered goods back to my house. it wasn’t until we fully examined the banner that it’s true offensiveness was revealed. other than the horribly sexist slogan, the banner featured a rough drawing of a naked woman with ridiculously rendered breasts and a michigan logo, making some lewd comment or another. it looks like the thing a 10 year old boy might draw for the amusement of his friends at the slumber party. i wish i could be there to see the house’s reaction when they realize that their concoction of what looked like $20+ of felt has vanished in the night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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