{"id":843,"date":"2006-11-02T18:55:34","date_gmt":"2006-11-02T23:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/2006\/11\/02\/woman-reports-zombie-attack\/"},"modified":"2006-11-04T17:59:59","modified_gmt":"2006-11-04T22:59:59","slug":"woman-reports-zombie-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/2006\/11\/02\/woman-reports-zombie-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman Reports Zombie Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mary posted this via MySpace regarding this past week’s zombie parade:<\/font><\/p>\n

From The Herald-Times, Wednesday, November 1, 2006<\/font><\/p>\n

Woman Reports Zombie Attack<\/font><\/p>\n

Land Rover slimed with purple goo in front of Smallwood<\/font><\/p>\n

By James Boyd<\/font><\/p>\n

One woman’s car was covered with a purple gooey substance Monday night in an apparent zombie attack.<\/font><\/p>\n

According to Bloomington police reports – yes, real police reports – a 20-year-old woman said she was in her Land Rover in the 400 block of North College Avenue just after 11 p.m., when a “group of zombies tried to attack her in the vehicle,” which was parked right in front of the Smallwood apartment complex.<\/font><\/p>\n

The zombies covered part of the Land Rover in some type of purple goo, the report said.<\/font><\/p>\n

She said the zombies put the unknown substance all over the car.<\/font><\/p>\n

The group of ghouls then left the area.<\/font><\/p>\n

She called 911 to report the incident, fearful that the purple substance would damage the paint on her vehicle, the report said.<\/font><\/p>\n

Bloomington police officer Amy Romoser responded and managed to find approximately 36 people dressed as zombies, some of whom were covered in a purple substance.<\/font><\/p>\n

However, the victim was unable to identify the specific zombies that vandalized her vehicle.<\/font><\/p>\n

A damage estimate to the Land Rover was not available<\/font><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Update<\/strong>: Birch has posted a flickr set of photos from the zombie parade<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Update<\/strong>: Another flickr set from the zombie parade<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mary posted this via MySpace regarding this past week’s zombie parade: From The Herald-Times, Wednesday, November 1, 2006 Woman Reports Zombie Attack Land Rover slimed with purple goo in front of Smallwood By James Boyd One woman’s car was covered with a purple gooey substance Monday night in an apparent zombie attack. According to Bloomington… Continue reading Woman Reports Zombie Attack<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[21289,148,147],"class_list":["post-843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bloomington","tag-parade","tag-zombie","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4wnIz-dB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.terrorware.com\/geoff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}