iain and the angry (half) inch
This was originally written 16.02.2002
When I got back from the movie, Iain’s mate Chris was down from the ‘Deen and they were both pretty pissed and listening to metal in Iain’s room. Though they were both drunk, I hung out with both of them for a while, and it was totally cool. Iain when drunk is totally different than most kids I know. He’s super laid back and funny, and at worst just talks some extra shit. This is a far cry from Marco’s drunken antics earlier in the week which, I’m told, resulted in Marco throwing himself on the hood of an oncoming car and Rob throwing a chair at Marco, missing, and leaving a hole in the kitchen wall. I’m so glad I just stayed in my room that night. I like Marco, but he was being a bit of a jerk that night.
But as I was saying, Iain and his friend were both totally cool and fun. The best moment of the evening, however, was when Iain’s friend related an anecdote from Iain’s primary school days. Now I’ll offer this disclaimer, Iain’s friend was pretty drunk, so this story might all be total crap, but allegedly, and 11-year-old Iain whipped out his half inch penis back when he was in primary school. So, of course, the joke became that Iain still possessed a diminutive phallus and hilarity ensued. Well, you heard it here first kids. Iain has a half inch penis.