top 10 reasons geoff has a new stupid haircut
10. he wanted to show his flatmates that you can make an ass out of yourself without drinking.
9. he thought that having hair (or lack thereof) like ronaldo would make him play football better
8. he’s going to be cast as “hing the merciless” in an off-broadway musical version of flash gordon
7. he thought that if he could find a bright orange sheet, he could get the beastie boys to hang out with him
6. he loves it when rob strokes his scalp for hours
5. he’s taking the final step in a diabolical plan, started months ago with the aquisition of thick rimmed black glasses, to take over hosting duties of an mtv music quiz show.
4. he decided he didn’t really want to make it through customs after all
3. he decided to become a white supremicist
2. he’s moved back to the us to start a krishna-core band with ray cappo
1. he had a “peanut butter incident”*
* : if you don’t get this reference, you’re lucky. if you’re a massochist, go rent a movie by the same title, watch it, be thoroughly confused, and then imagine being subjected to it as one of those “reward” movies they show you in grade school. some reward. figures it’s canadian.
06.01.2002 – drinking urine, denmark v. uruguay
rob drank his own urine.
went to the pub with a rather haggard looking rob to catch the denmark v. uruguay game. it was quite a good game with denmark coming out just on top with a 2-1 victory. the uruguay side was talented and agressive, but the danish side just played some beautiful football. someone once said that football is like art, and i’m inclined to agree. if you think art is about perspective and space, you’ll see the parallel when you watch a team like denmark play. sharp, crisp passes, a well-structured defense, all the players with a great knowledge of where their teamates were, and overall wonderful movement off the ball. that combination made it difficult for the uruguay defenders to provide coverage in the box. i’m so excited about the world cup! tomorrow is sweden v. england. should be rad.