2 good stories that i heard today
written 09.07.2002
story 1:
when my friend was in high school, he went to a nirvana concert. the opening band was lame, so he and his friends decided to go to a nearby mall to hang out. at the mall, he ran into kris novaselic, dave grohl, and the cellist that they had on that tour. my friend then ran around the mall shooting the members of nirvana with toy guns from kb toys.
story 2:
boy who is estranged from his parents asks to come see them. they hang out, and things are pretty good. then he asks if he can go to the dentist. since he hasn’t gone in a few years, it’s pretty painful. so, he hooks up with some old friends and drowns his pain with booze. he does some drugs and passes out. his friend thinks he’s just really drunk so he is left overnight in the car. the next morning, the friend realizes that he can’t wake his friend up, so he rushes him to the hospital where it is discovered that this kid is in a coma. tests show that the kid has a heartbeat but no brain activity. this continues for a few weeks, but there is no progress. hours away from his parents pulling the life support plug, the boy regains consciousness. he says that he saw heaven, and it was filled with hot women and harleys. he says that he didn’t care if he lived or died because heaven seemed to so cool. the weirdest part is that this story also includes a weird brush with celebrity. the parents of the boy run into charlie sheen who is at the hospital because his brother has cancer. he takes interest in the boys struggle and comforts the parents relating his experiences with drugs and tragedy. after the boy recovers and is released, sheen still stays in touch.