IF WE CANNOT FIND OSAMA , BOMB IRAQ
IF THE MARKETS HURT YOUR MAMA, BOMB IRAQ
IF THE TERRORISTS ARE SAUDI AND THE BANK TAKES BACK YOUR AUDI AND THE TV
SHOWS ARE BAWDY, BOMB IRAQ
IF THE CORPORATE SCANDELS GROWIN’, BOMB IRAQ
AND THE TIES TO THEM ARE SHOWIN’, BOMB IRAQ
IFTHE SMOKIN GUN AIN’T SMOKIN’, WE DON’T CARE, AND WE’RE NOT JOKIN’ THAT
SADDAM WILL SOON BE CROAKIN, BOMB IRAQ
EVEN IF WE HAVE NO ALLIES, BOMB IRAQ
FROM THE SAND DUNES TO THE VALLEYS, BOMB IRAQ
SO TO HELL WITH THE INSPECTIONS; LET’S LOOK TOUGH FOR THE ELECTIONS
CLOSE YOUR MIND AND TAKE DIRECTIONS, BOMB IRAQ
WHILE THE GLOBE IS SLOWLY WARMING, BOMB IRAQ
YAY! THE CLOUDS OF WAR ARE STORMING, BOMB IRAQ
IF THE OZONE HOLE IS GROWING, SOME THINGS WE PREFER NOT KNOWING, THOUGH
OUR IGNORANCE IS SHOWING, BOMB IRAQ
SO HERE’S ONE FOR DEAR OLE DADDY, BOMB IRAQ
FROM HIS FAVORITE LITTLE LADDIE, BOMB IRAQ
SAYING NO WOULD LOOK LIKE TREASON; IT’S THE HUSSEIN HUNTING SEASON EVEN
IF WE HAVE NO REASON, BOMB IRAQ!!