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i got this in an e-mail forward from jibbery@bellsouth.net

> What follows is a transcription of some of the best signs in Washington

> during the peace march January 18th. Please share all or just your
> favorites with friends.

>

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>

> Drunken frat boy drives country into ditch.

>

> Bush/Cheney: Malice in Blunderland

>

> Who would Jesus bomb?

>

> War begins with ‘Dubya’.

>

> Bush is proof that empty warheads can be dangerous.

>

> Let’s bomb Texas, they have oil too.

>

> How did our oil get under their sand?

>

> If you can’t pronounce it, don’t bomb it.

>

> Daddy, can I start the war now?

>

> 1000 points of light and one dim bulb.

>

> Sacrifice our SUV’s, not our children.

>

> Preemptive impeachment.

>

> No George, I said Mac Attack.

>

> Frodo has failed, Bush has the ring.

>

> Look, I’ll pay more for gas!

>

> He is a moron and a bully.

>

> It’s the stupid economy.

>

> Draft Richard Perle.

>

> Draft dodgers shouldn’t start wars.

>

> War is sweet to those who haven’t tasted it (Erasmus).

>

> Pillow fights only.

>
> Our grief [over 9/11] is not a cry for war.

>

> Different Bush, same shit.

>

> Stop the Bushit.

>
> Just war/just oil.

>

> You don’t have to like Bush to love America.

>

> Bushes are for pissing on.

>

> Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld: the asses of evil.

>

> Stop the excess of evil [gives figures for the multibillion dollar

> defense budget].

>

> $1 billion a day to kill people — what a bargain.

>

> Consume –> Consume –> Bomb –> Bomb –> Consume –> Consume

>

> What’s the difference between me & God? He might forgive Bush, but I won’t.

>

> Smush Bush.

>

> America, get out of the Bushes.

>

> It’s time to trim the Bush.

>

> Pro-lifers: Wake from Bush’s propaganda spell — war kills innocent

> children.

>

> Don’t make me come back here [to a peace rally] again.

>

> Disarm Bush too.

>

> Big brother isn’t coming — he’s already here.

>

> Empires fall.

>

> An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind (Gandhi).

>

> Impeach the squatters.

>

> Mainstream white guys for peace. (Sign held by three mainstream-looking

> white guys)

>

> Hans Blix — look over here.

>

> Let Exxon send their own troops.

>

> Curious, George? — get a clue.

>

> Destroy Florida. [It could happen again]

>

> There’s a terrorist behind every Bush.

>

> How many bodies per mile?

>

> SUV owners roll over for terrorism.

>

> We can’t afford to rule the world.

>

> War is so 20th century!

>

> 9-11-01: 15 Saudis, 0 Iraqis.

>

> While you were watching the war, Bush was raping America.

>

> Don’t waive your rights while waving your flag.

>

> Leave Desert Storm to the desert.

>

> Drop Bush not bombs.

>

> Sacrifice our SUVs, not our children.

>

> Fighting for peace is like f___ing for virginity.

>

> Bush is to Christianity as Osama is to Islam.

>

> I asked for universal health care and all I got was this lousy stealth

> bomber.

>

> America’s problems won’t be solved in Iraq.

>

> War is not a family value.

>

> 2 sided poster, one side has a picture of a chubby feline, with the words:

> GOOD FAT CAT other side has a picture of Cheney, with the words: BAD FAT

> CAT

>

> Colorfully dressed drag queen carrying a sign that says: I am the bomb.

>

> Picture of the peace symbol: back by popular demand.

>

> A picture of Bush with a red-stained upper lip: Got blood?

>

> A picture of Bush saying “Why should I care what the American people think?

> They didn’t vote for me.”

>

> A picture of Bush saying “Ask me about my lobotomy.”

>

> Beneath a picture of Osama bin Laden dressed as Uncle Sam: I want YOU to

> bomb Iraq.

>

> Beneath a picture of a menacing soldier pointing his rifle/bayonet

toward

> the viewer: Say it! One Nation under God. Say it!